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trueaussiedoc) wrote2008-11-17 04:18 pm
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makeyourlist: 50.4. Make a list of anything you want
Reasons why Gregory House should come with a warning label
- My OR isn’t the audience of the Jerry Springer show
- Cane innuendoes make my head hurt
- Coma guy doesn’t care if Wilson is giving House the silent treatment… and neither do I
- No, I wasn’t born at the base of Ayres Rock and delivered by a kangaroo in scrubs
- If I wanted to buy him lunch, I wouldn’t keep my wallet under lock and key
- If I’m the president of Idiot’s Anonymous, do I get special hat and button?
- I’m not the only surgeon in the hospital
- Do I look like Wilson?
- No, I don’t want my own name plate on the Janitor’s cupboard door
- Nor do I want a condom dispenser installed in there
- Cameron did not dye her hair blonde because I’m her pimp
- No, I didn’t give Cuddy a lap dance to get the surgical job
- My OR isn’t the audience of the Jerry Springer show
- Cane innuendoes make my head hurt
- Coma guy doesn’t care if Wilson is giving House the silent treatment… and neither do I
- No, I wasn’t born at the base of Ayres Rock and delivered by a kangaroo in scrubs
- If I wanted to buy him lunch, I wouldn’t keep my wallet under lock and key
- If I’m the president of Idiot’s Anonymous, do I get special hat and button?
- I’m not the only surgeon in the hospital
- Do I look like Wilson?
- No, I don’t want my own name plate on the Janitor’s cupboard door
- Nor do I want a condom dispenser installed in there
- Cameron did not dye her hair blonde because I’m her pimp
- No, I didn’t give Cuddy a lap dance to get the surgical job