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Dr. Robert Chase ([personal profile] trueaussiedoc) wrote2009-10-17 02:56 pm

[livejournal.com profile] just_muse_me | 24.6.4. Lies

24.6.4. TEN lies you've told

1. "I slipped, cut my wrist on a broken glass."
2. "I lost my virginity when I was seventeen."
3. "I was hung over when she came back to see me. I'd been up half the night drinking, had a headache, and I just wanted to get the hell out of there. Couldn't care less what your sister was saying about her stomach pain."
4. "I was just checking a rash on the inside of her leg."
5. "I don't care whether he is there or not."
6. "I wouldn't know what an orgy entails."
7. "I was going to break up with her anyway."
8. "Of course I know how to tune in the television!"
9. "We work better as friends with benefits."
10. "Sure, I wrestle crocodiles for a hobby and used to ride kangaroos to school. Just wait til you see what we do with emus."

[ooc: #3 is a direct canon quote from Season 2, not my words]

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