OOC... inevitable post is inevitable

[trueaussiedoc]

Dear House writers/producers/creators,

Two eps in and I'm already Bored 101 with House and Cuddy's sex life. Please stop. Give us Old School House back, I beg you. No seriously, I am begging here. I'll get on my knees if need be.

All I want is a bit more Chase. I need something to coax him out from chilling out in my brain. You're giving him NOTHING here. Okay, apparently he is getting something... four somethings, but more than a random passing comment on the fact plz? Kthnx.

I do have to thank you for having my boy get it on with four women, supposedly, but details would be nice. It's about time he got his groove back, but less of Cuddy's arse and House's package to the benefit of the other team members would be fabulous.

Seriously hanging by a thread as viewer here. Other fandoms give me more shiny and happy in single episodes than House has in three seasons. To think, you were once my One True Fandom Love. Give me a last-ditch hope. Something juicy and Chase-esque to sink my teeth into. A bi curious fling with a hot male nurse, maybe?

Love always,

Extremely Bored Aussie Patriot