Flying: Do Not Like

Think happy thoughts. Like a penis cozy in the winter time. Or getting a boat back to America... Shit, fuck, no. What is this modern world where it's either falling out of a 500,000kg thing with wings from 40,000 feet in the sky or sinking in a dirty great boat after hitting a block of ice?

Titantic can kiss my arse... and so can Boeing for that matter.

And no I don't wanna fucking watch your safety demonstration. No way is a pissy little life vest with a light and a whistle and your shiny safety card going to save my life when I'm getting sucked via a vortex out of the aeroplane toilet. What am I going to do? Whistle the chorus of 'Land Down Under' and hope I can hitch a ride home on the back of a shark? But don't worry. I won't wear my heels on the escape shoot.

London better have fucking good chips.

I hate bloody sharks, too.

I can work with yellow

Your Psyche is Yellow

You have a ton of energy - both physical and mental endurance. You are rational and logical, and you can help almost anyone think clearly. Optimistic and bright, you also have a secret side that's a little darker. When you are too yellow: You will do anything to get your way, and no one will be the wiser When you don't have enough yellow: you lack confidence, drive, and humor

What Color Is Your Psyche?