Google Meme

My Life According to Google.
Type in the following and choose the first choice...

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
'Chase' needs no prepositon after it.

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Chase Looks Like High-Octane Fun For Xbox

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Chase does Mel -- or is it Borat?

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Chase hates booing

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Chase goes bad

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Chase Loves to Sew!

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Chase eats nasty cat food

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Chase Has Been Too Highly Praised in New York

9: Type in "[your name] can" in Google Search:
Chase can play almost any position

10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Chase will run amuck under McGraw, as he may have under other managers (The real reason House fired me, perhaps?)

Dear LJ

Plz stop sending my notifs half an hour to an hour late. Peoples be starting to think I'm ignoring them.

Kthnx.

*Flicks the bird at laptop for emphasis*