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Dear House Gods of Plenty,
Please, when you bring my canon back next week, let my euthenasia plot be awesome and take me back to my awesome pre-Season 3 self.
And while you're at it, please let me have a messy, dramatic divorce from Cameron so I may be having my balls removed from her clutches and kindly placed back in the vicinity of my person.
I've been a good boy this year, and won't even ask for a pony.
A forethought that I did actually have some backstory (you know, dead father, dead mother, that inheritence no one still even knows whether I got or not) before you made me play hide the sausage with Cameron would be nice, though. I would even happily go gay in favour of more pussy-whipping from said Dr Cameron.
Cheers,
Dr Robert Chase
Ps. I've got the legs for drag, and my sperm doesn't have cooties, kthnx.
Please, when you bring my canon back next week, let my euthenasia plot be awesome and take me back to my awesome pre-Season 3 self.
And while you're at it, please let me have a messy, dramatic divorce from Cameron so I may be having my balls removed from her clutches and kindly placed back in the vicinity of my person.
I've been a good boy this year, and won't even ask for a pony.
A forethought that I did actually have some backstory (you know, dead father, dead mother, that inheritence no one still even knows whether I got or not) before you made me play hide the sausage with Cameron would be nice, though. I would even happily go gay in favour of more pussy-whipping from said Dr Cameron.
Cheers,
Dr Robert Chase
Ps. I've got the legs for drag, and my sperm doesn't have cooties, kthnx.
